Random Terry Pratchett Quote

- "Pardon me for living, I'm sure."
- NO-ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Mort)

All quotes come from the Pratchett Quote File (PQF) created by the folks at The L-Space Web. The quotes either come from Terry's novels or from observations Terry posted on the alt.fan.pratchett newsgroup.
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